There’s an odd moment when you discover it is over before it has begun. And that sums up my college happiness. Not even the first day yet and I have to show up to class without my textbook because the bookstore opens when my class starts. This semester is going to suck.
WHY ARENT THERE ADULT-SIZED PLAYGROUNDS
LIKE EVERYTHING IS THE SAME AS A KIDS PLAYGROUND
WHY DO WE NOT HAVE THOSE
theme parks. just. theme parks.
but u have to pay for theme parks
that’s the adult part
son of a bitch
ladies and gentlemen, behold
the St. Louis City Museum:
Playground for adults and children.
They even serve alcohol.
I know where we’re going guys
LISTEN UP MOTHER FUCKERS
ITS CALLED WOLFRAM ALPHA
THIS IS THE BEST GODDAMN WEBSITE FOR ACADEMIC SHIT. FUCK GOOGLE.
THIS MOTHERFUCKER WILL LET YOU SEARCH “HOSPITAL BEDS IN CHAD VS. IRAN”
AND IT GIVES YOU A STRAIGHT GODDAMN ANSWER
MAYBE YOU’RE NOT INTERESTED IN DOCTORNESS OF THIRD WORLD COUNTRIES COOL SHIT
HAVING TROUBLE WITH MATH?
OR MAYBE YOU WANNA DICK AROUND
WHATEVER THE FUCK YOU WANT
reasons why tumblr aids education
Sitting in my room, holding back tears all because my mom thinks that I can suddenly handle everything in life on my own. “No mom, I can totally pay for the cat food and litter on my own with my single paycheck that I haven’t been able to cash yet along with all my $80-$100 textbooks and tuition within the next month so please don’t worry and don’t even try to help with the cat that you claim is yours”